LiveWire Network Peer Answers Peer Support Teen Forums Tech Forums College Forums 676 users online 192185 members 2051 active today Advertise Here Sign In
TeenCollegeTechPhotos | Quizzes | LiveSecret | Dictionary | News | FAQ
You have 1 new message.
Emergency Help
Until you sign up you can't do much. Yes, it's free.

Sign Up Now
Membername:
Password:
Already have an account?
Invite Friends
Active Members
Groups
Contests
Moderators
8 online / 31 MPM
Fresh Topics
  LiveWire / Teen Forums / Humor & Jokes / Viewing Topic

Know your job joke
Replies: 6Last Post Nov. 21, 2008 12:46pm by Natsy
Welcome to LiveWire!
We're Stronger Together.
Join the Community
Single page for this topic Email Print Favorite
( smmitch )


Executive
Reply
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.'


Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.




-------
Keorynsmith@hotmail.com
http://slammin-arm.myminicity.com/


12:34 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined April 2006 | 177 Days Active
Join to learn more about smmitch British Columbia, Canada | Straight Female | 1107 Posts | 3152 Points
2kewl4u2know


Omnipotent One

Patron
Support Leader
Reply
I kind of chuckled at that.

-------
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

12:36 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined Feb. 2008 | 247 Days Active
Join to learn more about 2kewl4u2know Indiana, United States | Female | 14358 Posts | 17812 Points
YellowDuckie


Omnipotent One

Patron
Reply
Lulz.

-------
Like a runaway

12:36 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined July 2007 | 225 Days Active
Join to learn more about YellowDuckie Egypt | Bi-curious | 13879 Posts | 18272 Points
superchris4000


Professional
Reply
Rofl

-------
Revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
But, we're not on my planet, are we?

12:36 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined Feb. 2008 | 106 Days Active
Join to learn more about superchris4000 Florida, United States | Bisexual Male | 1280 Posts | 2436 Points
Live Just To Die


Connoisseur
Reply
Lmaoo!

-------
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.

12:38 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined June 2008 | 113 Days Active
Join to learn more about Live Just To Die England, United Kingdom | Straight Female | 5660 Posts | 7663 Points
kissmeimirish


Advisor
Reply
LOL :)

12:38 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined June 2008 | 38 Days Active
Join to learn more about kissmeimirish England, United Kingdom | Straight Female | 41 Posts | 424 Points
Natsy


Guru

Sustainer
Reply
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

-------
"Because I can."

tan?

12:46 pm on Nov. 21, 2008 | Joined Oct. 2007 | 324 Days Active
Join to learn more about Natsy England, United Kingdom | Asexual Female | 15911 Posts | 20851 Points
Single page for this topic Email Print Favorite

Quick Reply

You are signed in as our guest.

Looking for something else?
 

  LiveWire / Teen Forums / Humor & Jokes / Viewing Topic